Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad
getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz
i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat
everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.
forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember
"i want a blowjob"
quiero una biblia
"call a prostitute"
llama a la monja
"where is the strip club"
donde esta la iglesia
"i want to get laid"
quiero leer la palabra de dios