Dear diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

2 hours ago1482 notes
via: jasongracist ( © aryahorsefaces)
#heathers #q


then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

3 hours ago120005 notes
via: calculates




You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 


i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed

5 hours ago425452 notes
via: hunkules ( © life-at-taco-bell)
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
6 hours ago160455 notes
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do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

22 hours ago21506 notes
via: bloodbending ( © rotizayn)


every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

1 day ago46870 notes
via: anniesscreams ( © armin-out)


sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

1 day ago48481 notes
via: panems ( © swolizard)



getting ur favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz


getting your least favorite character on a ‘which character are you?’ quiz


1 day ago222598 notes
via: romangod ( © asterkid)
1 day ago196327 notes
via: mutedlikesunset ( © broriarty)
#parks and rec #q
1 day ago145235 notes
via: bookpeetatbh ( © subtubitles)
#the office #q


i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

1 day ago214261 notes
via: unseelieprince ( © iraffiruse)


stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

1 day ago244288 notes
via: unseelieprince ( © aphrodisijack)




All of us at one point have wanted to be a cat

everybody wants to be a cat. Cause a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at.


1 day ago85607 notes
via: unseelieprince ( © hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire)


forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

1 day ago31198 notes
via: marcmumford ( © gaypee)

spannish lessions w/ milo


"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

2 days ago116552 notes
via: hunkules ( © z0jja)

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